Sandy, you got me, hands down. I open the thread, see your post, think, uh oh, what if I offended Sandy.... then there ya go!

Ow!!!! My throat!!! Ow!!! LOL does not even BEGIN to describe it!


Is it lemon?


Or is it lime?


Time to shave?


Or shave some time?


BURMA SHAVE!



Wait--



Yours is orange?


Mine is lime.


Yours worth a nickel?


Mine, a dime.


BURMA SHAVE!


~S~