Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high unzipped his fly and asked jill if she wanna
jill said yes then dropped her dress and then they had some fun
stupid jill forgot her pill and know they have a son.

twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you r
shine upon the parking lot
as i eat my girlfriends twat

georgie porgie puddin pie blew his load on his girlfriends eye
and when her eye was clean and shut
georgie fucked that one eyed slut

hickory dickory dock some chick was sukin my cock the clock struck 2 i dropped my goo and i dumpped that bitch at the next stop.

humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore
humpty dumpty fucked her some more
all the kings horses and all the kings men
bent that bitch over and fucked her again.