Well, seems that there's a little lull in the kingdom so I figured that maybe I could offer my services to get thinks perkin' so...

...I am willing to argue with anyone over any thing...

It don't matter over the sea being blue - or is it green - or the sun coming up tomorrow...

I will argue with ya'll about anything... I mean, baseball... Tiddlywinks... B sharp... B flat... B there...

So ya'll... Here's yer opportunity to take a big bite outta this ol' hillbilly's butt... You pick the topic and yer posotion and I'll give it my best all...

... for Mudburg...

B~