I've been puzzling about Ed T's posts, the four in a row. Maybe I can answer them.
Soulmate. Yes, several women did a trick with me. Not lately, though.

War and Peace. All of it. The good part is taking it back to the library. Or, the index telling who the characters are, and who they are related to.

'Orgasims' Can't answer that one.

Animals that frequent roadkill.   Scavengers, eating roadkill.

An old 'Punch' cartoon: "They should NEVER have made Mrs. Tiggywinkle the crossing warden!'