I ad toast and mildew for breakfast yesterday....Mmmmmmmm. This isn't an age thing with me though, born that way, nearly a +10..Luckily I wear contact lenses...phew! If I dare put my glasses on I frighten the dog...

I can fill a mug up by listening to the water changing 'note' as it gets near the top. Comes in very handy for getting rid of creepy crawlies too, as I simply take my lenses out, then head in the direction of the coloured blob on the floor/wall...

If I lived in the days before spectacles, I'd live in the dirtiest house you could imagine, dressed in filthy clothes, whilst under the happy illusion that all was clean and pristine.. LOL

Toast and Mildew is actually rather nice and tasts no different from toast without mildew...It was only when I went to make Nanny a sandwich later on, with lenses firmly in eyes, that I noticed....I had a good chuckle over that one...