I got an idea here, Bobert. There's a way we could settle our little disagreements and make some BIG money at the same time. I got pals in the fight business, okay? Mostly boxers, but I know some wrestlers too. I was a good buddy of Primo Carnera a long time ago, and I have kept up my contacts in the business ever since. I drank The Sheik under the table one night at a bar in Fresno.

What I am thinkin' is this: We book a big exhibition fight between yerself and yers truly, and we do it in Philadelphia which is a hell of a good town fer fights. We can work it through the WWF maybe.

We bill it as "CHIMP versus CHUMP - THE Fight of the NEW CENTURY!!!"

You get to be the "Chump". Naturally.

We split the take 50/50 after the promoters get their cut.

Now, the only real problem with this plan is that it would be too short a fight. I hit you. You hit the floor. That would never do.

So here's the plan. I carry you for the first, oh, 2 rounds. Even make it look like yer winnin' for awhile. Then I pull out all the stops in the 3rd round and put you away like last week's stale pizza. Everybody goes nuts. You go to the hospital. We cash in.

Sounds like a plan, huh?

Let's do it.

- Chongo