Okay, folks, here is another bit of sage advice fer the masses.

When yer in the business of teachin' wisdom, yer light will shine bright. And we all know what happens with a bright light, don't we? It attracts moths and other pests. The bright light of a wisdom teacher tends ta draw them moths outta the dark places they live in, and they come flyin' around to toss ridicule and to disparage them what are smarter than they are.

But a wisdom teacher has gotta stay cool in the presence of these vermin. It wouldn't do to lose one's temper, and just start flailin' around wildly. Oh, no. Cos a wisdom teacher don't get mad. He gets even. That's why I always carry a .45 cal. can of moth repellant around with me and keep it loaded.

Capiche?

So that's yer bit of wisdom right there: Don't get mad. Get even. And always carry a loaded gun.

- Chongo