Sins ... didn't those fishnets chafe?
Ok ... here's my secrets for straight hair:
If it's long enough, iron it and use stale beer as a setting lotion.
If you can't iron it without burning yourself, juice cans and soup cans to roll it and use the stale beer as a setting lotion.
One morning, I was wearing 4 inch platform sandals and standing at the corner of my boss's desk. All of a sudden, I lost my balance, fell off my shoes, sprawled across my boss's desk sending everything flying off the top of the desk and onto the floor.
It was one of my proudest moments in history...