Har! Har! I'd love to have seen the look on his face when he walked out the next morning and saw that mattress, Bobert!

I have often wished I had a magical power that would return all the discarded litter to the house or apartment or car of he who had discarded it...and I mean ALL of it from, say, the last 20 years of littering. Just "PLUNK!"...and there it would be. All over his place.

And if he threw it out on public property again, he'd find it waiting for him in his living room when he came home.