Okay, here we go with another brand new day. Ook! Ook! I love lookin' out the window at the city in the mornin' and seein' all the people and cars goin' by. I love the smell of the city in the mornin'. It smells like....opportunity.

So here's a pearl of wisdom fer Thursday mornin'.

Suppose you owe someone money. For the rent maybe. NEVER pay on time! Cos if you do, they will number one think yer a soft touch and number two they will take you for granted. Pay at least a week late. 2 or 3 weeks late is better. Let 'em know that your time is more important than theirs. When you finally do pay, do it in grand style, like you had the money all along and you wasn't the least bit worried about it. Smile as you hand it over. That keeps 'em guessin' and they won't get the idea that you are just some bum they can push around, see?

- Chongo