My family version of another song that uses some of the above (and it's unnamed except you also can find some similar verses from "It Ain't Gonna Rain No Mo'" --

The chambermaid came to the door,
"Wake up you lazy sinners.
We need those sheets for tablecloths,
and it's darn near time for dinner."

Ohhhhh, she's the only girl I loved,
with a face like a horse and buggy,
leaning up against the lake,
"Oh, fireman! Save my child."

Well, the child was bigger than the fireman.
"Go easy with that monkey wrench, your father was a nut."

Some nonsensical combination, wouldn't you say?