How droll. ;-) Wisdom from a talking ape! That's something one doesn't hear about every day. I am simply on tenterhooks here waiting for the next revelation to fall from your lips, Chongo. What will it be? Gardening tips? Advice on how to land an appointment to the Queen's Privy Council? How to best groom your hairy bandmates while planning the next Greystoke-inspired raid on the Native settlements? Oh dear. The suspense! I simply cannot wait!

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