"No Seats on the Bus"

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no
one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and
rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor
and he falls.

As the old man gets up and composes himself,
a young kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and
says, "You know, if you put a little rubber thingy
on the end of your stick, it won't slip."

The old geezer man snaps back, "Well, if your
daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I'd
have a seat on this here bus."