The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3126356
Posted By: Amos
01-Apr-11 - 01:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I don' wanna be now businessman
Or a monkey in a tree
Ever since I was a little ape
A pimp is what I wanted to be
Yes I am bound to pimp
A pimping chimp's the life for me
Let me beat on the ladies
A pimpin' chimp's what I wanna be.


Gonna drive me a pink Caddielac
And shoot a big pink gat
Gonna shake down all the ladiers, yeah
In a pink fedora hat
Yes I am bound to pimp
A pimping chimp's the life for me
Let me beat on the ladies
A pimpin' chimp's what I wanna be.


My momma often tole me
You should not act like this
Just think of poor sweet Chinga
And protect your little Sis
But I am bound to pimp
A pimping chimp's the life for me
Let me beat on the ladies
A pimpin' chimp's what I wanna be.

You know I love hard whiskey
And I love those big cigars
I wanna spend like a big-time pimp
And drive a big pimp's car
Yes I am bound to pimp
A pimping chimp's the life for me
Let me beat on the ladies
A pimpin' chimp's what I wanna be.


(Sliding steel with heavy R&B backing fades out....)