LOL! You would find Veronica Rutledge perhaps more trouble than you wish to take on, Bee-dubya-ell.

999 - I would be hard pressed to part with the Hillary Clinton blow-up doll. I had to pay in blood for that one. It's one of a kind, you know. The Maggie Thatcher one, on the other hand...you can have it, I guess. For some reason the thrill is gone. Same goes for the Golda Meir and the Rosie O'Donnel ones, cos they're well past their prime.

I have already received a complaint from the Dachshund. He relishes the fame he has gained from my lurid tales about him. He insists that I continue telling outrageous lies about him, lies that will add to his glory and renown. He threatens to pee on the carpets if I do not cooperate, and that is no idle threat.