There been some April rumors goin' around about my demise. There ain't no truth to none of 'em. Some people say I don't exist. They couldn't be any wronger. Bobert is already celebratin' my departure. He is a witless fool and headin' for a big comeuppance. You people have not seen the last of Chongo Chimp, not by a long shot. I don't friggin' depend upon anyone else for MY existence! I take care of business and I get the job done. All by myself. Anyone who don't think so is just a hopeless fool.

This is April now, see? April is a good month. You got flowers comin' up, you got birdies singin', you got young chimps whose minds are turnin' to thoughts of love. Don't spoil it by spreadin' no false rumors around, okay?

- Chongo