Having been stuck behind someone yesterday who seemed to have no clue. I was delayed getting to a tenpin bowling match. I found my self adding new words to an old pop song:

Do you know where you're going to.
When it comes to driving you've no f***ing clue
What you are trying to do.
Do you know?

Do you know what you're looking for?
When you park and open up the offside door
That's what your mirror's for.
Did you know?

Once you were young and fancy free
You walked, or rode a bike & didn't bother me.
But now to read The Highway Code would suit you best.
I sometimes wonder how you ever passed the test!

Do you know where you're going to.
When it comes to driving you've no f***ing clue
What you are trying to do.
Do you know?

Do you know what you're looking for?
When you park and open up the offside door
That's what your mirror's for.
Did you know?


Okay, That's got that off my chest!

Cheers
Nigel