The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3127978
Posted By: Rapparee
03-Apr-11 - 11:06 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I prefer anti-personnel mines that arm themselves when go to bed. Of course, it's best if you're not a sleepwalker.

Seriously, solid doors with good strong lockS, good window security (locks, etc.), and a dachshund trained to kill on command* are probably the best defenses. You can't really stop a determined robber, you can only hope to made it so that it's not worth the trouble.

*or pee on the perp's leg.