People like you are a flippin' diseese, man. That is alls I got to say. I got no reazon to committ suecide becoz my flippin' glory days are, like, still layin' ahead and they are not like far off, eh? You will see ME on yer TV screen one day coz I will be a faymuous rock star frontin' a kickass heavey metal band and gettin' hot chicks and you will still be NUTHIN'! Ha! So there, eh, fliphead!

I will be out real soon. You can take that to the bank, dumbass. No bars can hold back Shane McBride for long. My flippin' destiny is wrote large across the canvass of life.

- Shane