Great idea, leeneia. I'll make sure Don knows about it. I don't think Don has access to a banjo at the moment, but that doesn't mean he couldn't "find" one...

And after it's been found, your plan can be put into action.

I feel sure that if Shane learned to play "Achy Breaky Heart" on the banjo and sang it about 50 times in a row, his jailers would be persuaded to negotiate an early release.

Rapparee, Shane called you a "dumbass". Whaddya think about that?

He also uttered these immortal words:

My flippin' destiny is wrote large across the canvass of life.

That's a quote that has to rank among the greatest of all time, right up there with quotes from Churchill, Lincoln, Goethe, and William Shatner, don'tcha think? Impressive. I didn't think the boy had that sort of poetic flare. Generations of people will harken back to those deathless words when they think of Shane McBride.