I was considering writing a musical version of The Kings speech performed on roller skates. i thought maybe I could work the 'stuttering jams' in from an earlier thread.

In the tradtion, of course....the thing is, could I get a grant for it? Everything in the tradition should get a grant, if you want it played on the BBC. And could we fit all the Copper family and The Watersons on roller skates, into a church hall for the compulsory tour?

I don't think it would work.