Tim Wallace of the Smoking Fez Monkeys penned a song "Sacred Chickens" that details exactly WHY

There ain't no such things as sacred chickens,
Ain't nobody ever thought there should be
Cause God don't want no sacred chickens
Or else He wouldn't have made them taste
So finger -licking good

Tim has explained lots of the universe in his songs, but his is the closest he gets to sacred, even if it's in the negative!

Joanne