Awwwww, c'mon!
If you weren't such a vacuous, clearly drug-addled/alcohol-fuelled (who's to know which, if not both?), demented, useless, feckless, unfocussed, tasteless, hopeless twat, I would take that as offensive.

Pot and kettle!

Ever heard of something called civility? If I were part of "management", I'd consider that as objectionable and unhelpful enough to merit censorship of the post, and possibly even expulsion!

Dave Oesterreich