OK, this is the time to ge my credit card out, right?   Shopping spree here I come! By the time they'll almost have caught up with me we'll all be putrified..


Now, I've had my eye on a REALLY BIG bottle of Chanel No 5 for many a long year...dreamin' dreamin' dreamin'...but now I can make that dream come true and be the only person on the planet who'll smell heavenly rather than hellish when the aliens discover my glowing blob, several thousand light years from now...

Maybe they'll decide I was a Queen or maybe even...a Goddess!


Apologies for my black sense of humour, but in times of Great Shite it always comes to the forefront...