Okay.......I asked about this one before to no avail, so let's try again.

We had a young guy working for us at the station who didn't drive. He still lived at home so his Dad would often bring him to work. Since his Dad liked cars too, he would hang out a bit and after awhile we got used to him ragging some on his son for various "screw-ups" (in his eyes). One time Dan (the son) was doing something or another that his Dad didn't agree with and Dad turned to him and said,

"Jesus Dan. You act like a man with a rubber asshole."

Anybody ever heard that before? Exactly how does a man with a rubber asshole act?

Spaw