Way back in 1929 my older sister had a gramophone record which she played repeatedly. On one side was "Simon the Cellera" and on the other: "We are the brothers Malone".
We are the brothers Malone,
Everywhere we are known.
We take our stand with the lords of the land
And men of the highest degree.
Have you noticed our elegant style-
And the way the ladies all smile?
As we pass them by you can hear them all sigh
"There go the brothers Malone".