....so this guy was walking down the street when he sees a store window full of clocks & watches. "Hey", he says, "I've been meaning to get my old pocket watch repaired"...so in he goes.

"Hello", he says to the elderly Jewish gentleman who greets him.."I'd like you to take a look at my watch...it hasn't been running right."

"I'm sorry, I don't do that here", the proprietor replies.

"You don't? What do you do?"

"I'm a Moile, I do ritual bris ceremonies...circumcisions."

"Well, why in the world do you have a window full of watches & clocks?"

"So...?", shrugs the old gentleman,"What SHOULD I put in the window?"