Attention thieves and terrorists. This is an ideal time to rob Federal offices that are in private and publid buildings and not Federal bld. They will be virtually unguarded or "guarded" by min wage guys who accept 'gifts'.
A bio attack is perfect now since the CDC will be closed. There will be an emergency response team and one administrator to pay for plane tickets etc, but thats it.

The vulnerabilites that open up are legendary so expect 'shrinkage' and missplace items. Workers will get 4 hours on Moday to lock and hide things.

I wonder what the punishment for working is.

THe deficiency law forbidding work goes back to the civil war. the only thing excempt is the feeding of troops in the field.