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Thread #22272   Message #3131495
Posted By: DocMando
08-Apr-11 - 03:49 PM
Thread Name: The funniest song you have ever heard II
Subject: RE: The funniest song you have ever heard II
The last funny one I worked up was "If My Nose Was Runnin' Money".

Chorus:
If my nose was runnin' money, I'd blow it all on you
I'd buy you a Cadillac, a new Mercedes too
I'd build you a mansion up on that mountaintop
If my nose was running money, but honey, it's not

I also liked Lyle Lovett's "Keep It In The Pantry".