That song sounds a lot like one I heard Arnie Naiman sing called If I Had A Nose Full Of Nickels. I wonder which one came first.

If I had a nose full of nickels
I know just what I would do
I would give them to folks who are having tough times
I know that would bring me a heart full of dimes

I would spend the dimes on streetcars
To take poor kids to the zoo
That would leave me with one streetcar token
Yes my heart would be broke, but not broken

Like I said to Mitch, I would always be rich
With a nose full of nickels and you

Like I said to Mitch, if you're poor and not rich
I would sneeze all my nickles at-you. (achoo)