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Thread #22272   Message #3131591
Posted By: PHJim
08-Apr-11 - 06:40 PM
Thread Name: The funniest song you have ever heard II
Subject: RE: The funniest song you have ever heard II
Has anyone mentioned Don't Pet The Dog?

He gets it confused with romance
He ain't been fixed
And he knows some tricks
He'll be asking your leg to the dance.
So don't pet the dog.