1. cain; he wasn't able
2. moses; he took the tablets (laxatives???)
3. samson; he brought the house down
4. solomon; he sat for 40 years
5. ballam; he couldn't move his ass (arse)
6. noah; he filled an ark up
7. titus; it should explain itself (tight arse)
8. jesus; he cleared the temple (bad gas???)
9. joshua; blew the walls down
10. adam; he soiled the garden

hope this helps :)