KATIE'S WADDIN'
(To the tune of Jessie's Wedding)

Chorus
Oh me, oh my, she's naw sae shy,
Oh me, oh my, she's naw sae shy,
Oh me, oh my, she's naw sae shy,
#Stevie's# won the hairy pie.



1. The fuzz are getting' worried, and the media's in a steer
Katie Middleton's gettin' hitched tae Billy Windsor so Ah hear.

2. As a site for their reception, well they've had to travel far.
It might be doon in Windsor, but Ah think it's * Bertie's Bar *

3. They bought a china tea-set, aye and a chanty full of saut,
A bonnie coloured cairpet, a kettle and a pot.

4. Oh ye'll naw hae monnie problems though, no matter how ye try,
Aye but keep in wi' yir Gran-in Law'n ye'll maybe juist get bye.

5. Billy's ordered aw the booze, a forward-looking chap,
It'll need tae be cans an' bottles, cause she's naw got much on tap.

6. It'll cost a pretty penny, aye but whae's tae foot the bill?
-- Christ it's cheap at half the price, it's only echty mill!

7. The waddin' day'll be a time o' pomp an' circumstance,
Aye but Janet Street-Corner wusnae led a merry dance.

8. It's time tae cheinge oor weise and vote republican instead
    Cuz another king Billy is the last thing that we need



# Fellow students' at St. Andrew's a.k.a. for William, to throw snooping paparazzi off the scent.

* A b.y.o.b. shebeen of acclaimed repute, in the depths of Dalbeattie rain forest.