I was on the bus last weekend when a couple of female chavs got on.

'D'yer stop at Salfod preeky?' one asked. The driver (East European I think )looked blank for a minute so I translated

'She is asking if you go via Salford Precinct.'

'Oh, sorry' he replied 'No - You are better with the 37. It will be along soon.'

Well, she gave us both a look that could kill.

'Fuckin wogs. Can't even talk proper...'

They both stormed off amidst fits of giggles from most people in earshot.

I was very tempted to say something but kept quiet as I guess they would not have responded well. Mind you, I know a lot of people like that. No sense of humour. Some would not know if you were taking the piss unless you inserted a catheter. With a mallet.

:D

MP