Some people say he won. Some people say he lost. Others claim it's a tie. Some are so confused (or just plain bored) that they got no real opinion to offer either way.
Is this what we want in the White House? A guy that no one can figger out whether he won, lost, tied or what the heck happened?
Hell, no! We want a guy who either WINS BIG!....or loses catastrophically! We want victory or death! (speakin' strictly metaphorically here...) No fuzzy middle ground! Lazy people with fat beer guts and short attention spans can't handle "fuzzy middle ground"! It make's 'em go crazy, cos they don't know what to get upset about, and we can't have that! Apes feel just the same way. We want DEFINITE winners, DEFINITE losers, no question about it, and NO fuzzy middle ground.
This indeterminate kinda presidency don't cut the mustard. Let's have some drama, fer Chrissake! Let's have some yellin', screamin', and blood in the aisles!
Vote for me and the APP in 2012. You will not get fuzzy middle ground from us!