Yeah, well, maybe I should apologize for a few things too.

First off, I am real sorry that I made the assumption that you was of a normal intelligence level when I first met you...

I am also sorry that I later took you for a dumb hillbilly, cos that would be an insult to even the dumbest hillbilly! I shoulda not been so quick to judge.

I am sorry that I considered you for my VP. I musta been outta my friggin' mind. Almost anyone would be better. Hell, even Jesse Ventura or Ted Nugent would be better. So I should not have held them false hopes in fronta your nose.

I am also real sorry that I did not kick yer ass when I had the chance. It hurts me to this day. One should not let opportunities like that slip by, cos they may only come one time in a life.

And I am real sorry I did not have enough moolah to buy yer house. I was plannin' to turn it into an APP headquarters for the next election campaign. It's time the apes and monkeys got a chance to govern that Godforsaken state you live in, and show the humans a thing or two about good governance.

Lastly, I am really sorry I didn't give you one of these when I had the chance, cos I think it could keep you absorbed for hours. Small things amuse small minds, know what I mean?

Just for you, Bobert...

- Chongo