The cops been talkin' to Doug and Lannie. Alls they got was our story which is as flippin' air tight as a 30 year old virgin. They could not find Grunt. He must of gone fishin'.

I expeckt I will be seein' Officer Dana again soon, which is okay. I like givin' her the eye, cos it pisses her off when I do that. The only trouble with her is she thinks that uniform makes her like the third flippin' rail on the 'lectric train. Untouchable. Shane has had the hots for her for like forever...but there ain't no point. He might as well dream about flyin' to the moon. Same flippin' chance of success, eh?

I guess maybe Shane got a break today, cos I can't see how Blunder is gonna drive to the lockup when he's got 4 flat tires! ;-)

- Don