ALDI tomato sauce (Bramwells - 24 Tomatos in Every Bottle) (Count 'em!) is a superior product by far to more well known brands. As well as in the kitchen (where I much prefer TS to TP by the way; don't ask, it's a class thing) I keep a bottle handy by the door to scoot those religious canvassers intent on spreading their noxious evil door-to-door - symbolic of the sacrifice that was made for the good of my non-existent soul. Here in Holy Week this is especially pertinent of course. For the basic essentials (spring water, grape juice, even button mushrooms) ALDI is perfect; in a deserted ALDI store I find a peace and purity of mind easily the equal of any forest or cathedral. It's a little known fact that the majority of ALDI stores are New Builds because (and get this) they are sighted on Ley Lines and other sites of ancient sacred power. Also, the name ALDI was taken from the traditional chorus of The Gower Wassail, as sung by Phil Tanner, so lots of reasons for Tree Hugging Folkies to shop there, though The Whisky Style Drinks are best avoided by all but the truly suicidal.