Ireland 5" and France 6.3" with Canada 5.5"

Sommat wrong with the aritmetics there. According to my limited sample size of one. And no, it's not a needledick the bug fucker kinda thing. (Yes, intended.) As I am of French and Irish decent (again, intended) I must protest.

Now, if we were talking girth... stand back. To quote Adam, "we don't know how big this thing is gonna get."