Wow! I didn't think you guys would be this fast off the porch ;-) Well done, everyone. Here are the first Silver B.L.O.B.s:

To mousethief for:

Then he's flying out to Paris
Where monkeys are running loose
They jump on ladies' bonnets
And bite them in the caboose

To Micca for:

Now the apes have been recaptured
But one has a new job today
He's to pitch in professional baseball
And the Cardinals have a Primate to play

To Dharmabum for:

We're just apes that are no good,
And we're comin to your hood,
We're monkeys with bad attitudes,
We're just knuckle draggin dudes,
We're takin over on your street,
Cause we got thumbs on all our feet,
We're just apes that are no good.

And, of course, to McGrath of Harlow for:

The "right to bear arms" is a right I disdain,
the "right to arm bears" is the right I proclaim,
and the "right to arm possums" out there in the timber
and give those brave hunters a time to remember.

Ah, this is getting off to a grand start!

-- Áine