We have a great singer songwriter here in the North East of England, Mr Martin Nesbitt. Martin has written lots of songs, happy, sad and funny ones. Have a look at this song, "Panama to Parmo" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EELwluPE4tk
This song was written about the Canoeman from Seaton Carew and out of interest, a "Parmo" is a Teesside speciality dish that is getting well known around the world, as are Martins songs.