Look at all the buildings they are building ev'rywhere. They're wonderful. They're marvelous. Science has us getting in a thousand diff'rent ways, But love still beats them all.
Couple of youngsters starting a courtship. Ain't love grand? Go to the pictures every Wednesday. Ain't love grand? Sit in the back row all in the darkness, Hand in hand. There they kiss and cuddle and they sigh, "Oh, my!" Now, ain't love grand?
Then there's a wedding. Oh, what a party! Ain't love grand? All of the neighbours eating and drinking. Ain't love grand? Look at the bridegroom ...(*) to the eyebrows. He can't stand. His wife goes up to bed and finds he's fast asleep. Now, ain't love grand?
Soon there's a baby. Ooh, what a lovely one! Ain't love grand? Is it like father? Possibly, maybe. Ain't love grand? Very romantic in his pyjamas Pa will stand, With a raging toothache and a squalling kid. Now, ain't love grand?
After the baby, twins are the next thing. Ain't love grand? Following here, there's another expected. Ain't love grand? Hurrying home now, father is anxious. Understand: Doctor says, "It's twins again." He says, "Gor blimey!" Ain't love grand?
[* Couldn't catch this word. A synonym for "drunk" I suppose.]