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Thread #137295   Message #3139772
Posted By: GUEST,Alan Whittle
21-Apr-11 - 01:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: Hot enough for you in the UK this week?
Subject: RE: BS: Hot enough for you in the UK this week?
Cor blimey guv'! what a scorcher!   I do 'ope that Jack the Ripper won't art tonite!

Don't worry my man, we're perfectly safe now. sir hector Maltravers has stationed a kindly but unimaginative metropolitan policeman on every street corner looking out for swarthy foreigners and other undesirables. the Ripper won't dare show up tonite.......

(stop me if you've heard this one!)