That's interesting, amusing, and ingenious, but I hope nobody takes the etymologies (properly so spelled) as being true.

As an example, tomatoes were once thought to be poisonous, all right, but it was because they are a member of the nightshade family, which has a number of poisonous members. Indeed, tomatoes themselves are today seen, with medical support, as causing some people's arthritis or rheumatism.

Laugh, but don't believe every bit of folk etymology you hear.

Dave Oesterreich