All I can say is, what a great idea for a thread! :-DHmmm...well, you can always use 'em to make water balloons, of course.
I have a friend in Barrie, David, who is very popular with the local girls...handsome devil, he is, with a great sense of humour. I got him a birthday present a while back, a package of finger kots. They look exactly like condoms, except that they are about 1/3 the size, or maybe 1/4 even. I said, "I got you these in case you need protection." He looked at me with a totally straight face and replied, "Those ones are a little too large for me...I take the extra small." Like I said, great sense of humour.