Did nijmegen with the ATC last summer and doing it again this year, does anyone know any other verses to the song 'My Girls a Vegetable'?

Its a listen and repeat and it start like this:

My girls a vegetable
she live in a hospital
and i would do anything
to keep her alive

shes got a green tv
its called an ecg
and i would do anything
to keep her alive

my girls got leprosy
she leaves bits all over me
and i would do anything
to keep her alive

shes into pureed food
sucks it up through a plastic tube
and i would do anything
to keep her alive

my girls pissed off with me
coz i crushed her colostomy
and i would do anything
to keep her alive

shes got four holes for me
one of thems a tracheotomy
and i would do anything
to keep her alive

any thoughts?