Jack dis know whit he's tryin' tae sae, it's jist thit he husnae goat 'es heid roon how tae sae it weyoot soonin' lik an ersehole...eh?

Oan th'ither haun, Auldyin is youshuly maist coherint in her form o' words, bit ah heer she's been associatin' wie a right bad crowd ower oan footstompin, his loast hur ekwilibreum awthegither an fell aff the fence......yoo jist wotch yersell Johnny.

Personilly ah dinnae think Rabbie needs onny help in the wey o' gimmicks as practiced by Miss Reader, his liricks staun up gie weel oan thur ain......lisen an lern ah eaweys say, an lee the music alane.

Ah wull sae bit, is wan thits felt the ruff edge o' Edna's tongue oan sevril occashuns.........she's a right big smasher!!:0)

Message specially transcribed from the Scots for Mudcat natives.