'Traditional Fruitcake' is a good description of Charles IMO.

I saw on the News that several large TREES have been squeezed through the West Door of Westminster Abbey, to stand in the nave and the choir. Rather a nice touch, but will they obscure the view a bit?
Also, Kate's party organising chums have persuaded the men in grey suits to agree to a large disco ball to be hung up in Buckingham Palace for the evening party for 'the young people', in spite of their shudders of horror.
My neighbour has just come round and invited herself and hyperactive little girl to see the wedding on our TV! A bit of a cheek. How do you refuse without being rude?