Okay, so the release of the birth certificate proves that Barack Hussein Obama II was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961. But how do we know that the guy in The White House is, in fact, Barack Hussein Obama II? Maybe he's some Kenyan Muslim who was switched with the real Barack Hussein Obama II soon after birth.

Look, once you go through all the effort of abandoning logic and believing something utterly stupid, it doesn't take that much more effort to believe something even stupider.