I've already started, but kinda get bogged down:

Shall I compare technology to a summer's day?
All hot, frustrating, and full of annoying bugs?

Show me a river, show me a dump,
Show me a place to throw this piece of goddamn junk....

Yet let me flap this thing of gilded wings
This semiconductor child that stinks and stings
Whose buzz the witty and the fair annoys
Yet with ne'er tastes and is often but a toy.